fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

“your friend is hot” story of my life

(Source: cumbersome11)

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

(Source: idratherneedyou)