madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)


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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young


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im-horngry:

Cinnamon Rolls - As Requested!
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theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins
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succubitch94:

hentai-ass:

littlekittvn:

bukowskunt:

i hate small talk

tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.

I’m so fucking in love with this.

yo, seriously

how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them


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Mini Pulled Pork Empanadas

nerdyfoodiesrecipes:

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Mini Pulled Pork Empanadas


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candyflossllama:

tatehorror:

tsarbucks:

supermoclel:

fallen-for-autumn:

fabiangow:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Fucking. Shave.

fucking shave your negativity(:

Hey ladies

I saw this comment right

So I clicked on their blog and..

I don’t even know where to begin oh my

is that Nash Griers blog?
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